i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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