i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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