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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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