Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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