hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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