i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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