Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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