you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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