We won't sleep together?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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