...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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