can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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