Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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