I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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