it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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