I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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