You're so nebulous sometimes
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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