There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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