I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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