I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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