To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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