in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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