would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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