Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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