Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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