if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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