Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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