don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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