Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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