Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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