white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Shame is for Republicans.
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