I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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