i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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