do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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