We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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