So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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