pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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