Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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