508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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