sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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