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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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