thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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