Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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