you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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