Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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