I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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