Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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