so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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