Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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