Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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