She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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