so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Terrible idea I love it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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