I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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