Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
