Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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