another moral hangover. fuck.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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