Someone shit on the floor
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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